Another New Language Suggestion yappr.com?

Hmm, I wonder how many people would select this as their native language in yappr? Anyone? Okay, I suddenly became hungry...

Newly Suggested Language for yappr.com?

Not sure exactly what town this sign is in, but it appears people are now speaking the "CELLPHONE" language here (just not during a thunderstorm).

Is anyone fluent in Cellphone? We may need a translator!

"X" Marks the Spot

"X" Marks the Spot. Actually, "EX" marks "IT". Ohhh..."EX" + "IT" = "EXIT"!!! Way too funny.

Three Men and a Shoe Store?

Ok, if this is a shoe store...a front window display might help their business. Instead, we're left to figure out what they mean by "wealking". Let me know if you can figure it out!

Tea or Wine?

Yet another translation that makes one scratch their head in confusion. Moments later a smile comes to your face with the thought...What were they thinking?

So, what are your thoughts on the business sign posted here? Are they selling wine or tea? Or both?

All Your Laundry Needs

How might you re-write this sign to increase your English-speaking customers?